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Lesson seventy-Eight Mr, Crazy Vs Mr, Tariq Spoken English Funny Questions Answers and Conversation 

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Mr Crazy : how many time do I tell you?

Mr Tariq : don’t tell me again and again

Mr crazy : why don’t you do that

Mr Tariq : I don’t think it’s a good idea.

Mr Crazy : it is a good idea to get married

Mr Tariq : but I am already married

Mr Crazy : get married one more time and it is called second marriage

Mr Tariq : are you crazy?

Mr Crazy : Don’t you know? I am crazy

Mr Tariq : Stop you Freakin’ Mind

Mr. Crazy: Do you Want to be happy?

Mr Tariq : I am happy. Do you have any doubt?

Mr crazy : yes of course I want to make you really happy? not only happy

Mr Tariq : I am satisfied with my life

Mr Crazy: but I am not satisfied

Mr Tariq : who the hell are you?

Mr Crazy: how many time do I have to tell you? I am crazy

Mr Tariq : you are crazy it means you will make everyone crazy

Mr Crazy: not everyone Just You

Mr Tariq : Oh My God Relax (he is trying to make me crazy I should be Relax)

Mr Crazy: I can tell you the benefit of second marriage

Mr Tariq : sadly okay tell me

Mr crazy : you can make cricket team? You will have more money and more

children

Mr Tariq : do you remember the story of second marriage?

Mr Crazy: yes of course I remember but it will not happen to you

Mr Tariq : are you sure?

Mr Crazy: hundred and ten percent sure

Mr Tariq : why do you want me to get married?

Mr Crazy: because I want to make you crazy

 

Funny Questions Answers Written By Tariq Aziz

 

Mr Tariq : are kidding with me?

Mr crazy : I am god damn serious

Mr Tariq : okay where is a woman? and where do I find that woman?

Mr Crazy: sorry to forget to tell you

Mr Tariq : what?

Mr Crazy: you need to pray to God

Mr Tariq : for what

Mr Crazy: pray To ALLAH “please give me Second wife”

Mr Tariq : you have got to be kidding

Mr Crazy: how many time do I tell you? I am serious

Mr Tariq : why are you teasing me?

Mr crazy : I am not teasing you

Mr Tariq : there is no woman, no money and you have been forcing me to get

second married

Mr Crazy: I am not forcing

Mr Tariq : so what are doing?

Mr Crazy: nothing

Mr Tariq : why have you been doing this to me for 3 days

Mr Crazy: I want to see you how will you look after second marriage

Mr Tariq : Is this all about?

Mr crazy : I want to see you without a home without money without wives

Mr Tariq : is this your plane to destroy and ruin my life

Mr Crazy: yes because when you will be alone. do you know what will happen?

Mr Tariq : No I don’t know to tell me what will happen?

Mr Crazy: you will not worship or pray to God or recite the Holy Quran

Mr Tariq : are you satan?

Mr Crazy: no but everyone has and I am your Satan

Mr Tariq : astagfirullah (ALLAH Forgive Me and protect me from satan)

Mr Crazy: I am in your soul Also In Your Heart

Mr Tariq : why are doing this to me?

Mr crazy : I love you, I am your friend but it is my duty

Mr Tariq : if it is your duty why have you been silence for 3 months

Mr Crazy: because I wanted to gain your trust

Mr Tariq : for what?

Mr Crazy: you will forget your nabi’s Sunnah And Forget Your GOD

Mr Tariq : so why are telling me to get married again and again

Mr Crazy: if you do you will never ever be happy and you will not have time

to fulfill the rights of wives, Rights of parents, rights of human being

 

Mr Tariq : O My God

Mr crazy : don’t disturb your GOD

Mr Tariq : if I don’t do this what will you do?

Mr Crazy: I will make you busy in making money and you will forget

everything

Mr Tariq : if I don’t

Mr Crazy: this time I will not tell you but I will charge/attack you soon

 

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About Tariq Aziz

Tariq Aziz is a Teacher He is from Karachi, Pakistan. He is 30 years old and he has been teaching for 5 years. his nickname is Mr Crazy.

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