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Policeman Vs Lady – Learn English through Funny Story

Story Of the Week lesson Eight  – Learn English through Story  and this Video is recorded by Tariq Aziz

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Start with the Name of Almighty Allah who resides in every Heart.
Love to beloved Prophet (P.B.U.H) who had been the greatest teacher of mankind.

A policeman stops an elderly lady on the road for speeding:
Lady: Is there a problem officer?
Policeman: Madam, you were driving too fast!
L: Oh, I see.
P: Can I see your driver’s license?
L: Well, I don’t have one.
P: You don’t!?
L: Yeah, I lost it for drunk driving 3 years ago.
P: I see, and can you pass me your vehicle registration papers, please?
L: I can’t do that.
P: Why not?
L: I stole this car.
P: You stole it?
L: Yes, and I killed the owner and cut him into pieces…
P: You what?
L: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The officer looks at the woman and goes back to his car. He calls other police cars for help and backs up. Within minutes five police cars circle the woman’s car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car:
“Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please?”
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Lady: Is there a problem, sir?
Officer: One of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.
L: Murderer the owner?

O: Yes could you please open the trunk of your car?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
O: Is this your car, ma’am?
L: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is puzzled.

O: One of my officers says that you don’t have a driver’s license.
The woman opens her purse, takes the license and gives it to the officer. He examines(jaanch partal karna) the license. He can’t understand what’s happening.
O: Thank, you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner and made pieces of him.
L: I bet the liar told you that I was speeding too.

Vocabulary of the day

 

Puzzled (Adj) = unable to understand samjh mein na ana/haran kashmakash mein dalna

You’ve gotta be kidding (you cannot be serious)

Check this out :

 (Ya  es ko sunoo ya dheko)

listen to this or watch this.

 اس کو دیکھو

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Golden words of the week

 

Some people come in your life as blessings

Some come in your life as a lesson (mother teresa)

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About Tariq Aziz

Tariq Aziz is a Teacher He is from Karachi, Pakistan. He is 30 years old and he has been teaching for 5 years. his nickname is Mr Crazy.

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